IAmTheBatman
"It's better to be thought a Moronic Idiot with your mouth shut than to open it and Remove all Doubt."
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“ HEY THERE DELILAH, WHAT’S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA? I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA, YES I DO, NO GIRL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU, I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS, ‘TIL I’M INSIDE. OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME, OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME. OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME, OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME. WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME…
- Police: Anything you say can and will be held against you
- Me: Captain America's butt
- Me: Tony's butt
- Me: Hawkeye's butt
- Police:
- Me: butts
